Rand-O’s

(Originally written on March 29, 2009)

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My guilty pleasures:

  • Cadbury Crème Eggs – I think they should be up for sale year-round.
  • gossip magazines, especially when they show fat and/or not-so-flattering pictures of typically-hot celebrity women
  • pepperonis
  • Freeze-Pops
  • Minesweeper – It sometimes rules my life.  If you play, you have to watch this video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138.  I literally almost peed myself after the first few times I watched it!
  • Mo’Nique – She is freakin’ hilarious!  Scarlet introduced me to Queens of Comedy just a couple of months ago and I LOVED it!

Random facts about me:

  • I was raised Catholic and went to a Catholic school, uniform and all – green plaid jumper, white Peter Pan collared shirt, white bobby socks, and loafers in elementary school, and green plaid skirt, white Oxford shirt, and same socks and shoes in middle school.  Today, though, I consider myself an atheist.
  • I am a descendent of the McCoy family…as in, the Hatfields and McCoys.  My gramma was a McCoy and it was her cousin that married a Hatfield, ending the feud.
  • Tommy Lee Jones (for real) was my neighbor for about four months while filming the movie Cobb.
  • I love looking back at pictures and taking a lot of ‘em, especially when drunk.
  • Zelda:  Ocarina of Time on N64 is probably my favorite video game ever (although, Guitar Hero and Rock Band come in close second/third).
  • I have been deep-sea fishing in Alaska.
  • I LOVE mind puzzles.
  • I am very opinionated and blunt.  If you want someone to tell you what you want to hear, don’t ask me – I’ll tell you the honest truth about what I think, regardless of how harsh it may be.
  • I am a lot like Beast.  There are many things, however, that differentiate us.  I mainly have his drive and determination.  I can see myself ending up just like him:  a workaholic.
  • With the exception of good cigars, I find tobacco use (cigarettes, dip, chew) to be one of the most disgusting habits anyone can have.
  • I am incapable of successfully masturbating – and trust me, I’ve tried.  I view it the same way as tickling:  you just can’t tickle yourself.
  • When I put food away, all of the labels face the front of the cabinet.

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